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By day, I appear to have turned up as a mild-mannered Internet consultant and so-called computer professional. (The gory details are available in abundance.)

But by night! I am revealed as a squint-eyed, head-banging writer of edgy yet cerebral—and comprehensively unpublished—fiction. (Increasingly, I'm happy to blather on about that, too.)

When not epoxied to the keyboard, I can generally be found locomoting myself up mountains (via running shoes or bicycle), picking up heavy things, or otherwise indulging my freakish and entirely obsessive athleticism.

With leftover moments, I hang around doing damage to piles of books (principally contemporary literary fiction, philosophy, and popular science; with dollops of history, sociology, travel writing, "classics," humor, science fiction); sitting happily in the dark (movies and theater); darting, generally far too haphazardly, through museums and galleries; or removed to various remote corners of the globe, trekking through Mayan ruins or lounging in sunny piazzas.

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Date of Birth: October 28, 1970 (!!!)
Height: 5'10"-ish (in big, ass-stomping boots)
Weight: 150lb-ish (also in boots)
Status: Straight, single, typically loosely attached (i.e. "dating").
(Adopted) Hometown: San Francisco Bay Area, People's Republic of Northern California, USA
Current Locale: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, London, United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Island
Last Seen Fleeing In: • Original Rugged Outback fake leather boots
• 1994 Bridgestone MB6 mountain bike
• 1981 Yamaha Maxim 650cc motorcyle
Color Scheme: Virtually any shade of black is fine.
Noisemakers: Electric bass, trombone, acoustic guitar, slide whistle, wicked air drums
Best thing about me: My spectacular sisters: Sara Natalie, Danielle Katherine, Erin Sabra, and Emma Gabrielle.
Contact: fuchs@michaelfuchs.org
thanks, TMFI, already
My work deals predominantly with the effects of very new and disruptive sciences and technologies—such as evolutionary psychology, cognitive neuroscience, genetics/genomics, artificial intelligence, this wacky Internet thingy—on the ways we address, and manage, the important (and prodigiously enduring) problems of philosophy and religion. These include: The nature of consciousness—does it come from a soul, or simply a very complex brain? Which is true of our fate—free will, or determinism? What's the truth about morality—are some things really right, and others always wrong? Why have we been put on this planet, if we have been put here? And God: Yes or no?

Perhaps seemingly incongruously, my work also tends to feature rather a lot of slambang action—two-fisted gunplay, leaps from burning buildings, demonstrably unstoppable hitmen, complex polygonal Mexican standoffs, white-knuckle computer hacking—all intended to give the reader a ride like Neal Stephenson just strapped him to a rocket, and then John Woo blew it up with a second, bigger, rocket.

Other (not necessarily related) themes include: the deeply absurd existence of the modern Silicon Valley cubicle serf; solitary young men getting a long way off from their last good relationship; powerful- but-still-rather-on-edge women who are very handy with computers, guns, or both; unredeemed, unbearable tragedy—both personal and social, actual and imminent; and the particular vexing plight of the Net-savvy twenty-something in this our post-millennial spin cycle of spiritual anesthesia and information soot.

I have a longish novel, and a shortish collection of short fiction, written—as well as critiqued, frequently rewritten, and ready to hit shelves, oh, as far as I'm concerned, any time now. Most improbably, I have literary representation. If you're an interested editor or publisher, please contact Sandra Martin, Paraview Literary Agency, <sandra@paraview.com>, and/or see the two book synopses above.
enough, M. Artiste
Things I Can Be Said to Believe In . . .
. . . include, but are not limited to :

• the perfectibility of the human soul • the spectacular unlikelihood of conscious, hairless hominids wandering around on this spinning, damp rock • that the human brain is the second most complex thing in the known universe (right behind relations between and amongst human brains) • that Vonnegut pretty much had it right when he said, ". . . And there's only one rule that I know of, babies: 'Goddamnit, you've got to be kind.'" • that violence of virtually any kind is always abhorent and tragic • that, not unrelatedly, animal products should not be eaten nor worn foremostly because animals are not ours to productize—and that, perforce, fruits and vegetables are what's for dinner • that any universe with Kate Bush, David Foster Wallace, Jeanette Winterson, Renee Magritte, and Luc Besson in it is truly okay by me • that Manhattan is indeed the Capital of the World • that using the body is a one of life's great joys • that happiness, while all well and good, is not really the highest human objective we might countenance • that some people do indeed deserve to be spoken to like children—but simply being a child is no reason to be taken for one • and that art and love are far and away the two best palliatives for all your existential aches and pains.

I further cast my lot with two-wheeled transportation • clunky boots • Libertarianism2nd Amendment rights • the people and state of Israel • and now the brave people and free state of Iraq • trying to help out a bit where and when manageable • the soul's ardor, devotion to family, Honor (and other Romantic values . . .) • always, safety first • the ambition—simultaneously humble and humbling—that if we could get through all our days without hurting anyone, we would be doing pretty well • the lessons, both profound and practical (but always powerful) of evolutionary psychology (and related fields) • and the enduring if embattled faith that, well, most of us are probably really doing just about the best we can.
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26 Fiction Titles That Have Knocked My Socks Off
Infinite Jest David Foster Wallace
Already Dead, A California Gothic Denis Johnson
The PassionJeanette Winterson
The Razor's Edge W. Somerset Maugham
Stories Vladimir Nabokov
The French Lieutenant's Woman John Fowles
The Magus John Fowles
High Fidelity Nick Hornby
Cold Snap Thom Jones
London Fields Martin Amis
A Perfect Peace Amos Oz
Snow Crash Neal Stephenson
Skinny Legs & All Tom Robbins
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress Robert A. Heinlein
Illusions Richard Bach
Brothers Karamazov Fyodor Doestoyevski
Orlando Virginia Woolf
Tropic of Cancer Henry Miller
Fox in Socks Dr. Seuss
Girl with Curious Hair David Foster Wallace
La Nausee Jean-Paul Sartre
Under the Frog Tibor Fischer
Riverworld series Philip Jose Farmer
Hardboiled Wonderland & the End of the World Haruki Murakami
The End of the Affair Graham Greene
The Plague Albert Camus
NONFICCIONES, POR FAVORgo away
25 Nonfiction Titles That Have Nicely Decremented My Profound Ignorance
How the Mind WorksSteven Pinker
Zen and the Art of Motorcyle MaintenanceRobert Pirsig
A History of Israel, From the Rise of Zionism to Our TimeHoward Sachar
The Myth of SisyphusAlbert Camus
The Moral AnimalRobert Wright
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do AgainDavid Foster Wallace
ConsilienceE.O. Wilson
Tao Te ChingLao Tzu (S. Mitchell trans.)
RubaiyatOmar Khayyam (E. Fitzgerald trans.)
The Size of the WorldJeff Greenwald
Animal LiberationPeter Singer
Falling Off the MapPico Iyer
Black Hawk DownMark Bowden
The Age of Spiritual MachinesRay Kurzweil
Interface CultureSteven Johnson
No One Left to Lie toChristopher Hitchens
Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral MindJulian Jaynes
ComplexityM. Mitchell Waldrop
Darwin's Dangerous IdeaDaniel Dennett
BurtonByron Farwell
BacklashSusan Faludi
Citizen SoldiersStephen Ambrose
ResistanceIsrael Gutman
French RevolutionsTim Moore
The Sickness Unto DeathSøren Kierkegaard
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30 Albums That Have Kept Me Happy, Productive, Awed
GiltMachines of Loving Grace
Machines of Loving GraceMachines of Loving Grace
Pubic FruitCurve
Open Day at the Hate FestCurve
AenimaTool
The Dreaming Kate Bush
The Sensual WorldKate Bush
This Woman's Work, vol. 1Kate Bush
The Distance to HereLive
From the Choirgirl HotelTori Amos
Little EarthquakesTori Amos
Big CalmMorcheeba
MezzanineMassive Attack
DirtAlice In Chains
Astro Creep 2000White Zombie
The Amazing Jeckel BrothersInsane Clown Posse
FlagYello
Oil and GoldShriekback
Metallica (the Black Album)Metallica
Cruel, Crazy, Beautiful WorldJohnny Clegg & Suvuka
Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess AgePublic Enemy
OysterHeather Nova
The Professional SoundtrackEric Serra
World Gone StrangeAndy Summers
Spare Ass Annie and Other TalesWilliam S. Burroughs
Ragin', Full OnFirehose
The Cole Porter SongbookVarious
HauntedPoe
Power WindowsRush
Ghost in the MachineThe Police
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A Few Songs I Consider Immortal, Nearly Perfect, or Both
DoppelgangerCurve
ZeroSmashing Pumpkins
WouldAlice in Chains
Unreadable CommunicationCurve
EverlongFoo Fighters
I Want My ShitInsane Clown Posse
Walk Straight Down the MiddleKate Bush
Break ShitLimp Bizkit
Good PainLive
MeltdownLive
I AloneLive
LighthouseLive
Rite of ShivaMachines of Loving Grace
Sad But TrueMetallica
The SeaMorcheeba
Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana
Wynona's Big Brown BeaverPrimus
Available LightRush
Middletown DreamsRush
NerveShriekback
Fields of GoldSting
Self EsteemThe Offspring
Forty Six & 2Tool
A Sorta FairytaleTori Amos
We Looked Like GiantsDeath Cab for Cutie
Electric Head: The Ecstasy (Pt. 2)White Zombie
WildPoe
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An Arbitrary Number of Films You Might Have Overlooked But Perhaps Should Not Have:
Leon (The Professional)Luc Besson
HeatMichael Mann
Reservoir DogsQuentin Tarantino
GloryEdward Zwick
The KillerJohn Woo
HardboiledJohn Woo
ClerksKevin Smith
BasquiatJulian Schnabel
Grand CanyonLawrence Kasdan
L.A. StoryMick Jackson
The People Vs. Larry FlyntMilos Forman
North by NorthwestAlfred Hitchcock
Yankee Doodle DandyMichael Curtiz
The Philadelphia StoryGeorge Cukor
The Opposite of SexDon Roos
BoundWachowski Brothers
The House of YesMark S. Waters
A League of Their OwnPenny Marshall
Beautiful GirlsTed Demme
Brotherhood of the WolfChristophe Gans
The Anniversary PartyJ.J.Lee/Allan Cumming
Kicking and ScreamingNoah Baumbach
Y Tu Mama TambienAlfonso Cuaron
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how to spot me coming
(bearing in mind these are my favorite pictures of me, so naturally they look a lot better than I do)

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