Non-Stop Fun! (Pt 3!)
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danielle

http://www.dellfox.net/

I'm not yelling; I'm just sayin'.




danielle

http://www.dellfox.net/

Of course, "Holy Fucking Shit, Attack on America" is a classic.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39737




Michael

Yeah, I thought The Onion dealt with 9/11 masterfully - just pitch-perfect. I would have included my favourite piece from that batch, but it's actually much more somber and serious than funny:

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
NEW YORK–Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance against humans killing each other Monday.
"Look, I don't know, maybe I haven't made myself completely clear, so for the record, here it is again," said the Lord, His divine face betraying visible emotion during a press conference near the site of the fallen Twin Towers. "Somehow, people keep coming up with the idea that I want them to kill their neighbor. Well, I don't. And to be honest, I'm really getting sick and tired of it. Get it straight. Not only do I not want anybody to kill anyone, but I specifically commanded you not to, in really simple terms that anybody ought to be able to understand."




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